Template:RAGStory - Hell's Episode

Angie buys a TiVo. While watching it, Rags spots a dog in Miami on the news that has the same face and hairstyle as him. Rags then believes that he may be his true father. Learning that Pamhouser is going on a cross-country tour in which she plans to have sex with a different man in every state of America, Heather, Rags, and Shushu hitch a ride in her RV. At a motel in Georgia, Pamhouser is handcuffed to a bed and mugged by the latest man. Then Rags, Shushu and Heather drive off with her RV leaving Pamhouser at the motel.

Meanwhile, Ava and Angie are trying to get intimate, but are constantly interrupted by Tom, Deanna, and the sextuplets. To solve this problem, Angie and Ava decide to teach the children how to find dates. After several "lessons", Ava and Angie send them to the mall. However, Ava is concerned that people will think they're bad parents simply because they wanted their children out of the way.

Rags crashes the RV in the river after going insane from ingesting an entire bottle of "East Coast Turnarounds". After wandering through the desert, Rags breaks down crying and nearly decides to give up until Heather encourages him to keep going. The three manage to get a rental car and arrive in Miami. Rags mysteriously leaves Shushu and Heather and confronts the dog from TV on a bus, and is shocked to discover that the dog is actually himself from 25 years in the future.